Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Caaaaaarrrrrrrrrrie
Happy birthday to you

Tags: happy birthday
Current Location: work
Current Mood: sleepy

My child is the the most spoiled brat in the world. And i am an enabler.... lol

We dont bother anyone to buy cookies or pizza or candles for cheerleading. Instead i work the venues for fundraising money. After taking the child to Hershey Park to see the Jonas Brothers and Avril Levigne in concert (her grandmother's birthday present) i got tagged to work the JoBros concert here in Baltimore. (only the coolest people call them JoBros...lol) So .. being the good mommy i am trying to be to win over Carrie ;-) i popped out to tickemaster... and guess what... there was a single seat almost on top of the stage. SO the brat gets to go to another one of their shows.

This time... i am going to remember ear plugs... i had never heard a stadium of girls scream for 2 solid hours.... it is a sound that would rival a jet taking off. And boy are they scary!!!

Tags: jobros
Current Mood: scared

"Dominance is the ability to create a hunger in someone that's so strong they will do anything, anytime, anywhere just to please you."

"Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" Jules Feiffer

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to share it with.
Mark Twain

"Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning."
-Erwin Rommel

“How does one become a butterfly?” She asked pensively. “You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.”
~Trina Paulus, Hope for the Flowers

**Reputation.. is what other people know about you. Honor.. is what you know about Yourself** L.E. Modesitt jr

a good friend will also bail you out of jail at 3 oclock in the morning, but a best friend will be sitting beside you sayin...."we f@#%$d up"

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
-Thoreau

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

The difference between a stumbling block and a stepping stone is how you use them." - Unknown

Why do some men have to be such JERKS!!!  I have a WONDERFUL daughter.  Amazing Kid.  She will do anything to help you if you ask.  BUT HER DAD IS A JERK!!  She had the chance to go to a movie, and he told her for no reason she could not go.  He also refused to take her himself.  She is having her 8th grade "graduation" tonight... and i bought the dress ($113) and she shoes ($39 on sale thank goodness) and when asked if he could pick up the cost of her nails being done (open toed shoes) HE REFUSED!  I had to pay for that as well. And he did not let her come home early so we could get the last item for her outfit.    

He makes almost twice as much as me, and he has my EX best friend as a girlfriend who i know is making over $40K herself... and he cant find a few dollars to spend on the child he insists on spending time on "his weekends" ... yet when he has her all he does is sit in the apartment and does nothing.... it prevents her from going places and being, at least the very least, with her friends hanging out.  


OOOOOHHHHHH  I am so angry.  I just HAD to vent!!  It is no wonder the child gave away her 3rd ticket to her graduation to make sure he would not be able to go see it!!  She is a very smart kid... and he is too stupid ...  he thinks he is getting one past her and all he is doing is making her an enemy... he forgets she is at the age where to court listens to her wishes!! 

Tags: men idiots

I could see a few of my friends doing the things listed below...lol
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This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to
get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women -
- she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following
letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,


Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against
Mr.Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.


1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets
from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'
by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least.

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,
then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
Tom Richards
Wal-Mart Manager

Current Mood: sick

okay .. so i will..

i want to throw my fate out to there to the journal world to get opinions... 

what would you do if you find yourself dating two people...  who know about each other and while they express jealousy...  but it does not push either one to make a choice to stop or to change the relationship.. lol... 

it is just frustrating to have what some would see as ideal and not be happy....   

Current Mood: confused